Did you start singing when you read that? Because I did. Every time I hear those 6 words I can’t help but sing.
In our house we’d have no problems spending a million dollars. That being said there’s almost nothing on this list of 14 Ridiculously Expensive Pet Products that would find its way into our house. Well maybe a really awesome dog house or cat palace.
If ZuZu had a million dollars she would want to do something good like donate to the shelter or donate to a pet in need. But then she would spoil herself a little starting with a masseuse for daily ear & belly rubs and doggie massages. Then maybe unlimited Frosty Paws.
With Chubbs, aka Kitty Fantastica #1, I think we’d see her true spoiled self come out. I picture her on a tropical island surrounded by people fanning her with palm leaves but instead of using it as a cooling system it would be a game…which leaf can I catch and eat first. (Eating greens, especially leafy ones, is her favorite destructive pastime.) A servant to cater to her every needs would probably be next. Since Wayne and I have full time jobs there isn’t someone here round the clock to do her bidding. I have to say though if I got paid to stay at home and be a servant to the cat I’d probably be on board.
Last but not least Roma. Roma would have someone constantly manning the laser pointer or anything shiny. There’s not much else this cat would want. Other than napping and antagonizing Chubbs chasing “the shiny” is her ultimate day. But considering that pointing the laser tires out your arms really quick she’d probably have to pay quite a bit to get someone to do it all day.